Friday, June 29, 2007

Step gingerly children, I don't know if it will hold

Well, I do believe Hell has officially frozen over. Funny, I thought it'd be colder. Of course, since it is Hell, maybe I shouldn't be too surprised.

I got back my Contracts essay today. I passed. And not the fake pass like last week where I really passed but she crossed off "pass" and wrote "fail." This time it was a real honest to goodness pass. And not only did I pass, the only comments written on the essay? "Great use of IRAC for each issue! Keep up the good work! You're doing great!" So either Bar/Bri has completely given up on me and decided they might as well just pacify me, someone wants me to feel like my money is well spent, or I'm not as horrible a person as my previous essay grader led me to believe.

In other "Hell has frozen over" type news. Apparently they're now flavoring cocaine. Anyone know where I can pick some of this stuff up? It sounds like "Lipsmackers" for grownups.I think my favorite part of the article is where they talk about how this is just another marketing ploy. Yeah, first Vanilla Coke, now Coconut Cocaine....cause really, the cocaine business just isn't what it used to be. Customers aren't buying it in the mass quantities the way they used to and frankly packaging it with toys didn't increase sales the way cocaine executives were hoping for.

1 comment:

  1. Yay for passing! Oddly, I do not recall this part of BarBri. I can't remember if I ever actually turned in any essays. :/

    Then again, this was six years ago.

    I can't believe I've been doing this for six years.